Oliver is…

He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man

…reading the Times for free

The Times recently started charging for their site and while I can understand why they would do this, it does seem to fly in the face of pretty much every other newspaper’s site being free. It seems weird then that they would leave such an easy way to get round the paywall .
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…now available from the merchandise kiosk

Remember all those times you got upset because you couldn’t find anywhere to buy a fridge magnet of me, a keyring with my image in it or an extravagent £90 A3 digital acrylic display of my smiling face? Well, my friends, these problems are no longer an issue!
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…done with Melbourne, for now

I’m now a little more than three weeks into my trip and I’ve successfully made my first domestic journey — from Victoria to Queensland, Melbourne to Brisbane — despite a small mistake in choosing which airport to go to this morning.
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…an award-winning writer

That is, of course, to say that I am a writer who has just won an award for my exceptional cleaning abilities. Which is certainly something to add to my CV.
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…more than a beard

Some people seem to think of me as a beard and nothing else, but I have so much more to offer.
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…the best in the UK, say experts

According to a recent survey carried out by some top boffins, experts have concluded that Oliver is the best.
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