Oliver is…

He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man

…sharing his comments

Not many people get to see behind the scenes of a popular (check this – Ed) website like this and while you may think that it’s simply a case of accepting every comment that comes my way, there’s actually a very strict process to reach approval and only a small fraction make the letters page of this site.

After seeing Mike, from Pakistan’s Online Bazaar, posting on my favourite alien wasps blog, I thought I’d share some of the recent comments left on my page of beard styles.

Some have been rejected because of their dubious nature, most because I have no idea how to respond to them. Others I felt were better responded to by e-mail because of the private nature of them.

cam sex, who has a respectable @livecam.edu e-mail address, got in touch because she hasn’t seen me on ICQ in a while. I haven’t been on ICQ since I was on dial-up and must’ve completely lost touch with her, although embarrasingly I’ve forgotten all about her. Probably because all my contacts had names like that. Cam sex wanted to “email [me] of [her] brand-new electric cigarette” but told me not to spread the details, so I haven’t published them online. What a caring, considerate blogger, but with a closing line like “Sincerely cam sex Concern your lungs try it out and safe money !” how could I be anything else?

Josephine Drennon, who links to a broken blog, criticised my attention whoring, saying:

The following time I learn [about] a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as a lot as this one. I mean, I do know it was my option to read, but I actually thought youd have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you could repair if you happen to werent too busy on the lookout for attention.

Which is a bit rude, I think.

My beard gallery also gets a bit of foreign interest, as German versicherungsvergleiche proves. His English is a bit broken, but he’s basically saying he wants to see more of my beards, I think, which is nice of him. Especially after that Josephine.

sexchat, from mydirtyhobby, and echte amateure (another German), from privat sex, both complimented me on my blog. Sexchat had been browsing for three hours before coming across my site, saying he hadn’t seen anything as interesting in that time, adding “if all site owners and bloggers made good content as you did, the net will be much more useful than ever before”. Echte amateure complimented me on my method of blogging and says he’ll be back soon, having “bookmarked it to my bookmark website checklist”. Their interaction with my site is only to be encouraged.

However, it wasn’t plain sailing for all readers. Mydirtyhobby, from hotteens2010 (not to be confused with sexchat from mydirtyhobby), is a little confused by facial hair.

You actually make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this matter to be really something that I think I would never understand. It seems too complex and extremely broad for me. I’m looking forward for your next post, I will try to get the hang of it!

Good luck!

Lai Mccargo, from soon to be released website october1111, didn’t have the same problem and even wants to publish my work! Could this be the break I’ve been waiting for?

Excellent article and easy to understand explanation. How do I go about getting permission to post part of the article in my upcoming news letter? Giving proper credit to you the author and link to the site would not be a problem.

As well as being used in a newsletter, my work could also soon feature in the college research of casinos online, from casinoschatz. That sounds like the sort of college course I would love.

So in case you thought it was just Dave and Jemma (Dave currently beating Jemma 56-50 in the commenting game) who read this blog, you’re clearly wrong. My readership is wide and varied, with fans from across the world who have varying levels of comprehension. I look forward to more input from everyone, so no need to feel shy.

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14 Responses

  1. Dave says:

    Surprisingly, that was only the second or maybe third spam comment in the 13-month history of my blog. At least, those were the only ones identifiable as spam – I’ve had a few incomprehensible ones that could literally be anything.

    I guess this means the tactics I employ to make my blog difficult to find in searches (like relying on increasingly desperate pun titles and being rude to all nations and faiths) are succeeding.

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