Oliver is…

He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man

…predicting a doggy future

Because not everyone’s cool enough to be on Twitter, sometimes I have to repeat myself on here. I’m trying not to spoil things for everyone, but one day I predict I’ll go to Korea and enjoy¬†(repeated) time at a dog cafe. See?

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…New Caledonia born and raised

James Cook may have been a great explorer, but his knack for coming up with names for his discoveries leaves a lot to be desired. Much like New South Wales (and presumably New Britain), New Caledonia offers little in way of resemblance to its eponym. Its tropical climate, palm fringed streets and the fact the fools drive on the right make this about as different to Scotland as I can imagine. To top it all off, they all speak French.
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